"Wow, if you're from Canada, do you like.. play hockey?"
So I found out the Bryan McCabe listens to Tool. i mean Tool. TOOL. this of course makes him even more God-like. I saw a video of him wearing a Tool shirt talking about how he likes Tool.

McCabe.. you really and truly are my hero. *worships*



Quoteable quotes...

"Hi this is Bryan McCabe from the Toronto Maple Leafs, and you're listen to Edge102. Im a banger. Big time." -Bryan McCabe as heard on Edge 102.1

"My skates are the best skates in the NHL." - Belfour
"Probably I shoot bad shots. I don't know. Who knows?" - Milan Hejduk, on why he
isn't scoring much
"He's a big strong man." - Mats Sundin on Nik Antropov
"His coolness impressed me quite a bit." - Pat Quinn on Kaberle
"Breasts." - Wade Belak on the strangest thing he signed for a fan


I found an article in the Toronto Star on Jan 3/03 about the Leafs asses, and a lot of it was a Bryan McCabe's butt checks and his wikkid ass. Here are the highlights of that article.

"McCabe is more often bringing up the rear: nailing opponents with a modified hip-check that's three-quaters hiney. His teammates have dubbed that check into the boards the 'flying ass' and the 'double cheek'."

"But McCabe is merely making the most of his asset - the biggest backside on the Leaf roster, all of it pure muscle."

"Bryan likes to go in backwards on people. I would never instruct anybody to do it that way. I've never been a butt-checker and I'm not really much in favour of it." - Pat Quinn on McCabe's new found talent.

"I do a lot of squats in the summer" - McCabe on ass training.

"Bryan has figured out how to use his butt. Maybe he can teach me. I know he's used it on me a few times in practice. Either I dont see him coming or I tihnk I can get around him. Next thing I know, WHAM! I'm on my rear end." - Darcy Tucker on getting ass-checked by McCabe and wanting to be as cool as him.