Kati just smiled up at Ash... "thank you Ash, for setting me free..." and with that, Kati's eyes drifted shut, and her body fell still. Ash stood up and faught the tears, stumbling as she did, and with her only source of strength, being that she knew she couldnt let her other friends die too, she pushed her shoulder back, lifted her head, and ran after Bill.

She darted through the long winding tunnels of the pyramid, and finally crashed through a large door and out through the back of the pyramid. Before her, there was a large wasteland of ice and snow swarming with the BPS army. Ash looked around, searching for Bill Paxton but he was nowhere to be seen. the army had not yet noticed Ash, as they seemed to be concentrating on something in the distance, around the other side of an icey shard that was jutting up from the earth to her right.

Ash sunck up a hill to her left and climbed as high as she could to get a goodview. So peeked over top of the giant ridge, and watched as the army suddenly came to attention, facing a platform that was coming ot the side of the giant ice shard. Ash watched as Bill stepped out onto the platform and adressed his army.

"My soldiers! You have been loyal to me and our cause and I thank you. In the past we have posed a threat to Ashleigha, taking petty hostages, email Jon Bon viruses and chopping down trees to build fortresses, but now... NOW it is time for us to truly make our mark on history. We will take Ashleigha for our own! We shall rule over this land and cover it with our evil and darkness! Jon Bon Jovi will fall! PREPARE YOURSELVES!!! THE TIME FOR WAR IS AT HAND! AND WE WILL CONQUER ALL!!!!"

"NOOOOOOOOOO!!" screamed Ash, suddenly standing up.

The army turned swiftly to face her, and Bill Paxton stared. Fear has left Ash,and now, all she knew is that she could not let this happen. She was faced ith a massive army and an evil Texan, but she was not afriad. "No. I'm not going to let you destroy Ashleigha. I will not let you defeat Jon Bon."

"Well there little lady. Thats a mighty fine gesture. But how do u think you're going to defeat me and my entire army by yourself?" Bill scoffed.

"She's not by 'erself." a familar voice said. Ash spun around. "Jason!" Jason was standing just behind her, shirtless as usual and determined.

Another voice popped up coming up from the far side of the ridge. "You're theone who should be worried about how you plan to beat us." Tie Domi appeared,and was soon followed by the rest of the Leafs marching up the ridge.

Bill was taken a back. "What?! What business do the Toronto Maple Leafs have in this war?!"

Mogilny reply "We cannot sit back while one of our fans needs us. In fact, I brought a few friends with me too." And up came the Central Red Army.

"Jon Bon made the mullet attractive!!" yelled a random dude with a mullet. Whoalso walked up the ridge followed by 100 or so other dudes sporting mullets.

"Roight then." Said Jason. "So yew see, Ash isnt alone. She's got me, the Leafs, The Central Red Army and them mullet guys over there. So get ready for a real war Bill."

Ash looked back at Bill  Paxton, glowing with pride. "Looks like you're going to have your work cut out for you Bill."

"Damn you!" scream Bill. "Your no match for Paxton Power. ATTACK!" Bill yelled at his army.

The BPS army ran forward and Ash's army jumped over the ridge, all landing smartly on their feet and running at the enemy yelling a war cry. The armies clashed and fought. Bryan McCabe butt-checked BPS soldiers by the dozen and Jason kung-fued the ass outta anyone near him. Hockey sticks were flying and mullets were being pulled. Blood flew and many on both sides collapsed slowly in death. The battle was enormus and bloody. Ash sifted through the carnage, searching for Bill Paxton. All around her people were dying and screaming. Shelooked around, then saw him. He was trying to sneak away around the ice shard.

"Bill!" She screamed. Bill whipped around to see her. Ash drew her sword(because she had one all along) and pointed it at Bill. Bill glanced to his left, then drew his sword as well. Ash walked out from the clashing armies the clearer space where Paxton was standing. They circled one another, swords ready.

"You'll never win." said Bill plainly.

Ash gave a little smile. "Lets just do this." And she lunged forward. Their swords crashed and clanged with frigthening speed. Smash smash. They battled and dodged blows. The wound on Ash's left arm was aching, but she blocked it out ofher mind. SLASH. Bill caught her on her right leg. Ash stumbled to the ground, blood oozing from her thigh. She cringed and knelt in the snow.

"Mwhahaha!" laugh Paxton.

Ash stood up and put her sword out and again they clashed and fought. This time, Ash landed a strike on Bill, wounding his left hand. He barley flinched and immediately returned the blow. Again Ash coiled back in pain. When she looked upagain Bill was already in the midst of another strike. He hit her in the stomach, carving a deep gash. Ash fell to the ground, he blood staining the snow beneath her. She was breathing hard, and wearily looked up and Paxton who was laughing evily as usual.

"I told you." he said. "You'll never win."

Ash looked back down to the red snow, her mind had gone blank.

Behind her, the bloody war was still being fought. McCabe had been slashing people with his stick and butt checking when he looked over and saw Ash laying in the snow, covered in blood. "Ash! NO!" he scream. He looked around for a way to get to her and help, but a circle of BPS soldiers were closing in on him. He bashed a few of them then looked around again and saw Jason. "Jason!" the shirtless fighter looked over "Ash needs help!". Jason looked over at Ash then began to run towards her. He was only a few metres away when 5 BPS soldierpounced on him, flattening him to the ground. "Ugh!" he grunted as he hit the snow. He looked up as Bill toyed with his sword, about to finish her off. "ASH!" yelled Jason. Ash turned her head and looked over. "Take this!" he yelled and rolled her something with his free arm. The object gently rolled towards Ash and stopped right near her hand. Ash gathered up her strength to concentrate enough to see what it was.

It was a can, and on it, there was a label. "Magic Pop Can" Ash read. She recognized that name from somewhere. Of course! This was a weapon she could use to kill Paxton! she just needed the strength... She reached out with her hand and grabbed the Magic Pop Can. Slowly, and with great pain and effort, she proped herself up to a sitting position.

Bill scoffed at her. "You STILL want to fight eh? tsk tsk."

Ash shook the can with all her might, then hurled it at Bill. It wasnt until it was closing in on him that he realized what it was (coke, pepsi and pop rocksall mixed together). "NOOOO!" Bill screamed as he tried to shield his face. It was to no avail. The can exploded in a bright flash and wave of heat, engulfing him. When the explosion and smoke had cleared, only a pile of black dust wasleft, which got swept away by the wind into nothing. Ash looked back to see that the war behind her was over. All of the Hockey players were still standing, but every last one of the mullet guys were dead. Domi walked over to Jason to make sure he was alright. "Ya, Oi'm fine."

They both looked over at Ash. She sighed and the sun peeled out from the clouds. All of the BPS soldiers were dead and so was Bill.

Struck with sudden realization, Ash said "Wait! What about my friends?"

"They're right here." Said the captain of the Central Red Army. "I sent a few of my men to go find them." And sure enough, there was Chris, Lili, Niki, Pyle and Z. They ran over to Ash and helped her up.

Ash smiled at her friends, and at all of her new ones. "Thank you, Jason, Leafs, CRA."

"No problem." said Mogilny. Then he coralled the rest of the hockey players and they skated off into the sunset.

Jason walked up to Ash "Your friends will 'elp yew get back home now. Yew'llheal up and get better real soon. And now oi gotta go tew. Gotta finish my movie."

"Cya Jason." and he too walked off.

Ash looked at her friends "Hey are you guys alright?"

"Ya we're fine." said Chris.

"Ash, what happened to Kati?" asked Lili.

"She died saving my life.. but I'm not worried. I'm sure she can convince Edward to let her come back."

"So whatdya say guys? Time to head home?" asked Niki.

They all looked at each other smiled, and looked out to the distant mountain range and forests beyond.

"Ya" said Z. "We've just got to find our way to that tunnel to Heaven first!" she chuckled.

They all laughed.

"Hey that reminds me! While we were waiting to be rescued, I thought up a new joke!"

And so they walked off into the wilderness, with music playing in the background,  Z telling bad jokes and Pyle leading the way, wondering what adventures they would encounter on their journey back to their world.